I have no idea if I submitted this correctly buuuuuut…
Apologies for extremely badly cut pictures, but I took some of the phrases on Lemongrab’s brain and put them seperate to make them easier to see. Many of the sentences were cut off, these are just ones that made sense.
In case you can’t read them very well:
"Take the left fork through the forest, but keep an eye on Leroy because I am afraid he’s possessed by demons"
"I not see the future. You bet I can’t. Would I like to? Of course. Should I? OF COURSE I SHOULD"
"Don’t make me any more asparagus. It [will] be the end of me"
"Take a closer look at the situation at hand, pleas[e. I] think you’ll see that I am far more sane than feell"
"Oh what a good boy am I" (clearly somebody has spent too much time around Finn and Jake)
"Lemongrab’s birthday is twwoooo months away and we’re very excited for him. Will he guess his surprise gift[?]"
"CANDY is something that i’ll always REMEMBER. I’m sorry pal". (??? not too sure about this one)
"We could always look the other way when it comes to our own. No way."
"[How] do you solve a problem like Mario?"
"Try to stop me from WALKING FOR DAYS around the kingdom in hopes of finding the ones who DEPRIVED me of my lovely article"
And my personal favourite:
"HELLO MY LITTLE POOTER"
There are definitely ones I’ve missed, but if I keep flipping that picture around for a better look i’m gonna give myself a headache.
Also, some of the phrases are repeated multiple times (the bit about LG’s birthday is there three or four times) and some of the dialogue makes it seem like he’s got schizophrenia or something.
Just some stuff I noticed.
[submitted by trickstertropius]